Find Aliens in Neenah

Due to the overwhelming demand for our group to share the landing sites in Neenah, WI, we met as a group and prepared a short test to see if you have been visited and whether you are worthy to learn of additional sites or other vortex.

If you agree to 5 or more questions below, you should come see us.

• I feel my life has a special purpose
• I believe the world is basically evil
• I have an unexplained scar on my body with a computer chip in it
• Sometimes I feel I am going insane
• When I look at the TV and watch people, I often wonder if they are also looking back at me
• I have had astro-body acne, a clogging of the spiritual pore
• In the next few years, UFO believers will prosper over non-believers
• I have been outlawed in some restaurants because of the panics I cause
• I feel I need more sleep than other people
• I sometimes hear a piercing sound that causes me to have an overbite
• I have taken my own skin samples and they are in my freezer
• I believe that my money is better served going to an alien abductees support group than to my retirement fund
• I love a good comedy and don’t get too worked up about content because I have a sense of humor!
• I am curious about cults
• I have watched the ‘Repo Man’ movie more than 3 times
• I believe the greys love Brett Favre as much as I do
• I believe an alien has taken me onto his ship and slapped me around a bit
• As a child I just knew that ghosts looked nothing like Casper
• I recall an alien telling me that I sang like a little girl
• I would not mind being an apprentice to an alien abductees support group and would be ok doing whatever they said even if it felt a lot like they were just shoveling off their laundry on me

Aliens have been seen in many areas of Neenah.

Among their most favorite is the river across the street from the YMCA. You can only reach the correct spot by boat and we are told that this is some of the best fishing although we can not explain this odd occurrence.

Another vortex site has been the beach area across the street from the paperweight museum. On two occasions, artifacts were found on this beach that has odd markings on them. The group sent the artifacts off to a lab in Alaska that specializes in UFO artifacts and the objects were confirmed to be not of this world.

(On a side note, we are requesting pro-bono legal services in Neenah to help demand our artifact back from the lab in Alaska who will not return our calls.)